WTF, Bo.

My niceness has an expiration date

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 10:36:36 -0700

Bo: lol
u only get to be emo once a week though
lawl
my niceness has an expiration date
lawl!
Tiffany: why!
bullshit

Bo: lol cuz major d-bag + occasional sensitive guy is my mojo
if u are always nice then people wakl all over u
but if u are a complete jerk then people dont like u either
lol
80% jerk + 20% nice = people want to please you and seduce the friendly side
=D
Tiffany: you are an ass
Bo: lawl
Tiffany: this is the most fucked friendship i've ever had with anyone
hands down
Bo: lawl
win
!

That's just my opinion...

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 10:31:09 -0700

Bo: im lookin up barber shops online
theres this one called ebony braids
WTF?

Tiffany: lol
sounds like a black pippi longstocking

Bo: lawl
ebony sounds so gross
like black people porn
o.o

Tiffany: LOL
i'm telling that to jan
his coworker's name is ebony

Bo: i nkow
we had this conversatino already
ebony is just a terrible name
imo

Tiffany: WOW
way to just shit all over the people with that name

Bo: LAWL
its just a personal opinion
doesnt mean its official
lawl
plus ebony means dark wood or w/e
so i dont need to shit over them
they already look ilke poop

Tiffany: this just keeps getting better

"OMFG WHAT DO THEY SERVE? HOW ARE THE FOOD COOKED"

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 16:56:41 -0700

“OMFG
WHAT DO THEY SERVE?
HOW ARE THE FOOD COOKED”

- Bo Du

You know, Shit.

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 16:55:00 -0700

Bo: where u goina go to dinner?

Tiffany: some peruvian place ailee has groupons for

Bo: nice
whats peruvian food?

Tiffany: food from peru....

Bo: no i mean
what kinda food
like...
u know
shit

Tiffany: wtf?!

"Don’t get mad when I take a shit on your chest rhetorically."

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 11:06:08 -0700

“Don’t get mad when I take a shit on your chest rhetorically.”

- Bo Du

Copy, the Third

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:16:14 -0700

Bo: hi

Tiffany: hey

Bo: sup

Tiffany: nothin
you?

Bo: i just bought my sc2 u should buy it =D
from amazon
its cheap

Tiffany: you mean your second copy? or is the third?

Bo: third
LOL

Tiffany: *claps*

Cock Mask

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 13:01:57 -0700

Bo: man being sick suckz0r
i wish i wasnt sunburned
lolz
i put on some lotion xD
i used aloe vera before its not even good
it doesnt give u a chill feeling and its just greasy
-_-
and i also tried two face masks
u know the thing girls put on
do u use it?

Tiffany: i don't really use face mask and shit like that, no
i wash my face everyday
and i use astringent and lotion
that's about it

Bo: oic
lolz yeah i think asian girls use it more
those are pretty cool though
makes ur face instantly smooth
lolz
they should invent a similar mask for the penis
imagine silky smooth cock =D

Tiffany: wtf!

This might be a sign...

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 10:35:11 -0700

Bo: god i hate my mom
such a fucktard

Tiffany: what happened?

Bo: for some reason she intentionally left babycakes on the street
and blocked the door so she couldtn come in
and like when she cooks she always opens the front door
cuz shes afraid of the smell of cooking would linger in the house
but the front dooor is on the OPPOSITE side of the kitchen
and the backyard door is right next to the kitchen
and she doesnt leave that open

Tiffany: why did she force babycakes out?

Bo: iono
i think its cuz
babycakes doesnt listen to her
when we let the dogs out to pee
she kinda just walks around on the grass and doesnt come back in
and my mom gets pisssed and just leave her outside
and butters comes back in
but she cant let butters run back outside again
so she just blocks the door
and then when i bitch out shes like you are never here to take care of the dog so u dont have a right to speak
so i just ordered a door lock im goina walk the dogs in the morning and lock them in my room
so my mom doesnt get to get them killed

Tiffany: don't lock them in your room 0_o
that's cruel in and of itself

Bo: well either that or my parents have to move the fuck out
better than gettnig hit by a car
lol

Tiffany: why don't YOU just move out -_-

He so jelly

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 10:32:22 -0700

Tiffany: lol
i'm gonna hang out with jan and ailee tonight
so i prolly wont be around to play

Bo: lawl
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

Tiffany: in other news, i got our server fixed from yesterday

Bo: yeah i dont care abuot the other news
what about l4d!

Tiffany: wow

Well, Shit

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 14:58:03 -0700

Bo: eat shit dawg
Ailee: fuck ass
Bo: LESS QQ MORE PEW PEW
Ailee: go fuck ur own ass
lol
Bo: i cant
cant reach that far back
Ailee: LOL
does that mean if u can, u would?

Sudden Turn of Events

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 10:30:49 -0700

Bo: oh man
i just discovered a dirty secret for amazon
so i didnt realize i was on my dad's amazon account
and the item for sale was, $6.99 + $7.99 shipping
hes not a prime user so he doesnt get free shipping u nkow?
and i just signed back on my account
and its $14.99 free shipping

Tiffany: what bastards

Bo: so basically amazon fuckin charges prime users more money to make up for free shipping
and eventually u pay the same money
WHAT THE FUCK DAWG

Tiffany: yo know what
i saw this thing on reddit today too
about groupon
if you get a coupon from groupon and use it at check out
they just raise the price of the itemby whatever the discount is!
man, what a scam

Bo: lol who raied it?
the retail sotre?
store*
thats gay
ahahha
oh man my boobs are killing me

Tiffany: that particular vendor did
wtf?

Bo: i lifted some weights on monday and i hadnt done it since a long time ago
and its progressively getting wrose and worse each day
lol
i have the killer titties

Tiffany: wow
this convo took a really big dive

Klingon =/= Latin

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 16:35:22 -0700

Bo: what does exelsior mean in klingon?
or w/e vulcan language
Tiffany: LOL
wtf !
excelsior is latin!

Bo Du, Everybody!

Fri, 20 May 2011 14:01:00 -0700

Bo: i just realized i did something bad in front of my manager
my left butt cheek is wet
the pants
and i was grabbing it cuz it feels uncomfortable
so basically i was grab-assing in front of my boss
win!

Tiffany: wtf?!

Star Wars Xenophobe

Wed, 18 May 2011 11:53:49 -0700

Tiffany: i'm going to disneyland on that saturday
my bf's best friend got tix to go on the new star tours!
what time are you going to be available
Bo: im flying in on saturday morning
so ill probably get to OC by like
10am?
so u are not goina be available on saturday?
Tiffany: i'm not gonna be at Dland all day
what about alex/rice?
Bo: i dont know
jsut dont go
-_-
Tiffany: wtf
Bo: i get six flag tix for 35$
-_-
Tiffany: well what are the kids doing?
were they gonna come see you?
where are you even staying
you should really plan this shit out
Bo: jsut ditch stupid disneyland
=O
Tiffany: ordinarily i would, but i get to go on the new star tours before everyone!!
Bo: wtf is the new star tours
Tiffany: wtf
have you never been to disneyland or something
Bo: ive been there like 3 times
lawl
Tiffany: star tours is the star wars ride
Bo: oh
which one is that again?
lawl
Tiffany: you're in a little star cruiser and you fly through space
and there's a little robot pilot who talks toyou
Bo: so whats so cool about it?
Tiffany: it's very nostalgic
Bo: lawl theres alota rides i forget which one i been to
yeah i dont like sttar wars so its not that cool at all
Tiffany: but yeah they decided to change it after like 30 years
you haven't even SEEN STAR WARS!
Bo: LOL!

Bo's Vampire Obsession, Revisited pt. 1

Wed, 18 May 2011 11:53:24 -0700

Bo: gay
just awit
=D
and play on saturday!
Tiffany: meh
we'll see
Bo: lol!
da fuck dudde
quit being such an ass
fuck disney
what are u 14?
Tiffany: the fuck?
disneyland is the happiest motherfucking place on earth
for people of all ages
so sit down and shut the fuck up
Bo: LOL!
nope
i hate disney movies too
the last cartoon i enjoyed was lion king
Tiffany: that's disney, you ass
why would you say you hate disney movies but then follow it up with "i enjoyed lion king lol"
Bo: LOL
cuz i was 10 when i watched it
since then ive matured and stopped beileving in rated G bullshits
Tiffany: YOU FUCKING GOT OBSESSED WITH VAMPIRES

Bo's Vampire Obsession, Revisited pt. 2

Wed, 18 May 2011 11:53:00 -0700

Bo: LOLOL! YOU DID TOO!
Tiffany: no i didn't
Bo: YOU WATCHED TRUEBLOOD TWICE
Tiffany: what the fuck are you talking about
Bo: I ONLY WATCHED ITONCE
hey vampires are not for little kids either
Tiffany: yeah, they are just toooo cool for kids, right?
Bo: vampires/zombies =/= lame clown fish trying to find one of his million offsprings
werd
Tiffany: i was being sarcastic...
also
twilight
Bo: well u accidently hit the FACT button on that sarcasm
Tiffany: vampires = gay in that
Bo: yeah twilight is pretty gay
lawl
but not cuz vampires are gay
the actress cant act
tahts all
and also vampires glowing under sunlight is a shitty idea
Tiffany: yeah, but getting obsessed with true blood is gay
Bo: lawl i was obsessed for like 1 week
i dont even watch it now
lawl
Tiffany: obsessed nonetheless
Bo: psh
Tiffany: you changed your fucking avatar to a pic of bill Compton!

Yeah it's pretty cool, but still lame

Wed, 18 May 2011 11:52:28 -0700

Bo: at least i am not obsessed with disneyland
=D
Tiffany: i'm not obsessed
i'm going because i have once in a lifetime tickets to a ride opening
Bo: then why did u vehemently defend disneyland?
lol and the ride will be there for the rest of ur life
Tiffany: but i'll be able to say i was one of the first people on it
i can tell that to my kids when i take them there someday
again, that's history
Bo: psh its not that cool
it only sounds cool if u are really into disneyland and its rides
Tiffany: the only way in which i am defending disneyland is that it's for all ages to enjoy
not just for kids
Bo: nope
the rides are grandmas with heart disease and little kids who shit their pants
Tiffany: then what about motherfucking indiana jones?
that aint no grandma baby shit
Bo: indiana jones is pretty cool i guess
but still
its a lame ride
Tiffany: wtf?!

Fob Paradox

Wed, 18 May 2011 11:52:00 -0700

Tiffany: you konw what? this all boils down to one thing
the same thing it always is
you are a fob
LOL
Bo: i knew it
LOL!
u giona resort to this
Tiffany: and since you didn't grow up with this stuff
you don't care
it makes sense
Bo: i dont see how me being fob has anything to do with this
Tiffany: it has everything to do with it!
Bo: so u are saying u enjoyed it as a kid and i didnt so now i dnot lvoe it?
Tiffany: if you had grown up in america, you would have nostalgia for disneyland
Bo: exactly
its a happy place for kids
Tiffany: dude, you said it yourself
Bo: not adulst
if its a happy place for eeryone, i would love it too right?
Tiffany: if you didn't enjoy it when you were younger
you won't give a shit
Bo: as an adult
exactly
so its not a happy place for people all ages
the fact u love it and i dont, is cuz as a kid i wasnt in the happy place
Tiffany: it's a happy place for non fobs
actually there are tons of fobs there
so wtf!
you're a paradox
Bo: LOL!

Troll Theory

Wed, 18 May 2011 11:51:46 -0700

Bo: so its not cuz im a a fob then
LOL!
ur theory fails again =D
Tiffany: no, you're just a bad fob
alright new theory
you're a troll
Bo: LOL!
Tiffany: the biggest troll in the universe
because everyone loves fuckin disneyland
Bo: naaaaaaaaaaahhhh i just hate everything that is about disney
especially its movies
Tiffany: except lion king?
LOL
Bo: nah fuck lion king
i liked it back then
Tiffany: i am your father simba
fucking mufasa bitch
you love that shit

Troll Terrorist

Wed, 18 May 2011 11:51:32 -0700

Bo: pretty much i am a disney troll =D
fuck disney
osama attacked the wrong building
shouldve blown up anaheim
Tiffany: wow