• Bo: hey i gota question
  • i wanan email this colleague ive never met
  • to hook my coworker up a job
  • i mean not coworker
  • my classmate
  • the colleague is the head of this dept
  • Tiffany: for that assistant position or whatever?
  • Bo: his name is Frank-Peter Theil
  • should i call him frank?
  • or peter?
  • i feel weird calling him hi frank peter
  • yeah lol internship
  • Tiffany: can you ask around what he goes by?
  • Bo: maybe ill email his boss
  • i saw him too
  • Tiffany: address the letter, "dear frank-peter"
  • or just "dear sir"
  • "dear sir" may sound better actually
  • it's more formal
  • Bo: lol yeah but hes my colleague
  • that sounds like
  • too impersonal
  • lol!
  • Tiffany: you don't even know him!
  • you don't even know what to call him.... frank or peter
  • Bo: well whose fault is it to name himself fuckin FRANK PETER!
  • WHAT KINDA NAME IS THAT!
  • its like
  • mama wanted frank
  • daddy wanted peter
  • and neither would budge
  • so they decided to fuck the child over
  • Tiffany: wow