December 2010
92 posts
Bitch, Please
Bo: is there a way to make wtfbo blog private?
for a while?
lol like needs password to access?
lawl
Tiffany: yeah
i can make it password protected
Bo: lol ok please do
xD
for a while
Tiffany: alright
Bo: so no coworkers can access
in case they saw it
lawl!
make the password "nodogsandcoworkers" xD
Tiffany: nope
the password is "bitchplease"
Was that Really Necessary?
Bo: u shoulda just played!
and made him watch!
show him whats up!
hung out with cock out!
Tiffany: he really likes to watch
Bo: watch what?
Tiffany: me play games
Bo: lol i would too
if my girl is pretty and plays video games
goddamn
i would wtach her play
and masturbate
Tiffany: too far...
What?
Bo: what u doing?
oh wait dont answer i gtg!
Tiffany: the fuck?
Star Craft
Bo: OMFG!
this retard tatooed the starcraft 2 protoss sign to his arm
Ailee: lol u got a starcraft bag that you think is cool, your point is?
Bathroom Naptime Denied
Bo: lol
wtf
im so sleepy
xD
but my stall is out of order
Nigger Talk
Bo: its like i dont know nothing is nigger talk
Ailee: wtf?
I am Cereal about not knowing what Kobe Looks Like
Bo: /block
YOU DONT KNOW WHO THAT BLACK GUY IS?
Tiffany: no
Bo: lol
u better be kididng
that is kobe fuckin bryant
how do u live in socal and not know what kobe looks like?
xD
Tiffany: he looks like other black dudes
Bo: lol
well they all look alike
but still
KOBE BRYANT!
Lipgloss Buddies pt. 2
Bo: LOL
sorry i meant chapstick
Tiffany: XD
that's the gayest gift ever, still!
why would you WANT to exchange chapsticks
Bo: well u get me chapsticks i get u something from f21
so we are lses nerdy
i want chapsticks cuz i dont know where to get it loL!
Tiffany: GO TO FUCKING TARGET
i'm not even going to argue with you
this is a complete non issue
you can get chapstick fucking anywhere
grocery store, gas station, target, walmart, malls, online
Bo: :D
Tiffany: JESUS CHRIST
Bo: u mad bro?
Lipgloss Buddies pt. 1
Bo: oh yu know what we shouldve got each other?!
lip gloss for something to wear
lol!
LOLOL!
Tiffany: ... you wanted to gift exchange lip gloss with me?
this would be another one of those times where i am speechless
Losing Weight
Bo: i wish iget some disease that makes me lose like
30 lbs
and stay that way
Tiffany: that's called anorexia
and keeping it off would be bulimia
now you know
and knowing is half the battle
so hop to it
Permaban Pridez
Bo: lol did u visit my steam profile recently?
it says in big orange letters
Banned For Cheats
LOL
its my war wound
Tiffany: LOL
Cheap Ass Fucker
Tiffany: you and i are like the odd couple
we need a photo together
lolz
Bo: lol that is so random
Tiffany: do you know what the odd couple is
Bo: it means two people are that are super awesome together it looks weird
Tiffany: it was a tv show
a long time ago
about two old roommates who were always fighting
but they were friends
Bo: lol arent u good at photoshop, just photoshop a picture of us
xD
and frame it
and send it to me
lol
thats a pretty cool present
Tiffany: maybe i will
maybe i will....
Bo: nah i prefer RE5
where the fuck is my game yo!
Tiffany: what the fuck are you gonna get me if i get that for you, asshole?
Bo: LOL
well now i got banz0red
so black ops is out of the question
LOL!
Tiffany: XD that was so fucking funny
Bo: ill get u league of legends
lol!
Tiffany: that's free, you assfuck
A Continuation of the Previous Post
Tiffany: that's the worst analogy ever
Bo: well a beter analogy would be sticking a dildo up my ass and i cant do that
Tiffany: why not?
Bo: LOL
shut up
Tiffany: it would go great with all of the other gay experiences you've had
Bo: lol shut up
that was one time xD
Tiffany: what about the circle jerk with all those guys?
Bo: do u dance?
LOL that wasnt real
like it wasnt an actualy jerk off party
Tiffany: it was still a gay experience nonetheless
Bo: lol have u had any?
mmm if theres an instrument u could learn, which one would it be/
Tiffany: stop trying to change the subject from your gayness!
Bo: LOL!
i just have so many interestnig things i wanna discuss with u that i constantly digress from excitement
in a way we are totally gay
Tiffany: nope, just you, glitter boy
: P
Bo: lol
glitter boy?
fuck u!
No, vaginal intercourse does not feel like a...
Bo: did i tell u that i figured out what it feels like for girls?
when they do it?
Tiffany: what
WHAT
how
Bo: lol so like
i have this thing with my right ear
at some point a long time ago
theres a wound inside
so it bled
and formed a scar
and it itches
and when it itches
i scratch it
and it feels so good
when i stick my finger in with my finger or a q tip
lol
and when i do that it eventually break the scan and the viscious cycle continues
xD
but its so hard to resist
cuz it itches and feels super good
lol is that how it feels?
Tiffany: uh
no
You learn something new everyday
Bo: do u ever get rejected when u want some?
were u hurting for a squirting?
cruising for a bruising?
Tiffany: cruising for a bruising means you're going to get beat up for being annoying
Bo: i thought its rough seks
Tiffany: LOL
that is the OPPOSITE thing you want to say just before sex
The number 4
Bo: wanan hear something funny
u know how chinese people hate the number 4?
this just reminded me
that picture
my dog used to bark at this black guy that lived in my house all the time
she didnt bark at anyone else
xD
LOL
my dogs dont like black people
LOL!
EPIC!
i dont think dogs can tell black/white
Tiffany: wtf does this have to do with the number 4
bo du shot in the ass
Meta-Bo
Bo: wow its funny to read these cuz i dont remember any of it
so its like reading someone else's convo
Ailee: lol
Bo: and that someone else is relaly funny
and fortunately its also me
LOL
god im good
Not quite the same...
Bo: Lol u know how u said free apps are better than paid
When they are almost equal in quality?
That's why I said masturbation is better than dating
Cuz jacking off is free and dating costs alot
Ailee: we were talking about apps
The happy life
Bo: When I picture a happy life
I picture a rich life where I bang different girls who I barely meet
Lololol
I wonder what other kinds of close connection make...
Bo: I dun really talk to my parents
That type of close connection makes me cringe
Ailee: u have like irrational fear or a lot of things
“I’m a pretty normal guy… sexually.”
– Bo Du
Too Complicated
Bo: i only like to watch porn that have missionary and some times girls on top
i dont like fancy moves
i lose wood
This was the start of the conversation. There is...
Bo: LOLO
jizz in my pants
im happy
lawl
“I think you should stop looking at old indian women’s asses.”
– Tiffany Smart
Crotchless
Bo: omg good thing i ordered those pants yesterday cuz im wearing my favorite khakis with a hole in the crotch, when i squad down i can see my boxer
Tiffany: GODDAMMIT
"These Really Cool Sweat Pants"
Bo: what the fuck gay!
these reallyc ool sweat pants i want are out of stock
Tiffany: LOL
The Death of Octopus Paul
Bo: lol omg
octopus paul died
Tiffany: who is that?
Bo: u know the prophetic octopus that predicted the results of world cup games?
he died
T_T
Tiffany: LOL
Bo: lol dont laugh
Tiffany: omg
that's the funniest news i've heard all day
Bo: OMFG FUCK U
HAVE SOME HEART!
They're all the same
Bo: lol so i read this boko
written by some african american guy
i mean some native indian guy
native ameriacn
fuck
Tiffany: LOL
Proof of Fobbiness
Bo: I'm sitting in MCD but I want Chinese food
“lol yeah i wish i dream about l4d… its like having fun while sleeping”
– Bo Du
Dreams
Ailee: i had a dream we were playing l4d but we were in the game outselves
and u alerted the witch the moment we left the saferoom and got killed
and i was trying to jump on a tree to hide lol
Tiffany: lol that's awesome
Bo: awesome i got kiilled or awesome ailee is a big pussy
ratemypoo
Bo: Get a wireless router for wifi then
Tiffany: i don't need it though
there would be absolutely no point
except to waste money
Bo: lol ok
Wifi is faster than 3G by alot
Tiffany: why would i use my phone to go on the internet when i am at home and therefore by my computer?
ridiculous
Bo: lol iono maybe when ur on the toilet
Haha
FaceTime requires wifi as well
Tiffany: LOL
wtf
Bo: I facetime all the time with Ailee when I'm on the toilet
Tiffany: ewwww!
Bo: cuz 3G too slow to support a clear image
I told Ailee to ratemypoo
Tiffany: LOL
i don't know anyone who i'd wanna face time with
Bo: me
Tiffany: now that i know your face time habits... no
Bo: lolol
“why do i have to remind you what your own train of thought is?!”
– Tiffany Smart
Geography
Tiffany: i'm from this small town in san diego
Bo: u are?
i thought san diego is a town by itself
lo,
Tiffany: wtf
yeah
well
i mean
it's a suburb
in san diego
lol
Bo: lol
like mexico?
Tiffany: mexico is not a suburb
wtf
Chinese People
Bo: yesterday in class we were talkin about model organisms
like these organisms that are used to study biology u know?
and my professor is like
a model organism is small in size, cheap to maintain and reproduce fast
and i wanted to scream CHINESE PEOPLE
Tiffany: LOL
“i honestly hope she gets raped and murdered”
– Bo Du
Bag Fob
Bo: hey
do u know what those bags are called?
that u put like college ruled paper in?
like it has several slots, and u put paper in there? haha i dont know if im making sense
Tiffany: what? it's a bag?
Bo: i think its claled a file jacket
haha im lookin staples
Tiffany: that's not a bag!
bag implies that it's made of cloth or something
i think you mean like a folder type thing?
Bo: lolol
Tiffany: with dividers
Bo: yeah!
like i get all these hand outs from my classes
like pieces of paper u know
and i wanna put them in a "bag"
ahah
Tiffany: stop saying bag!
TMI
Bo: whats an ebony?
isnt that some sort of erotic word?
Tiffany: no...
what's the context?
Bo: well someone is named ebony
Tiffany: LOL
Bo: LOL
Tiffany: are you talking about jan's coworker?
Bo: lol yeah
i thought ebony is some sort of a dirty word
Tiffany: ebony is a dark, black wood... it's like a really fine material
Bo: lololol
Tiffany: they used to make piano keys out of ivory and ebony
Bo: i saw the word ebony of a dirty video before
something about eboy sex
LOL
Tiffany: wow
Yeah Right
Tiffany: if you're a trained health care worker, then why don't you even know what starch is
Bo: i know waht starch is
lol
plus i dont work in culinary field
i dont ahev to know a cooking ingredient
lololol
wait im not really a health care worker
lol
Tiffany: then how come you didn't know what starch was when you read the fleshlight recipe i sent you
Bo: lol i was playing dumb
lolol
“Omg why does every conversation i have with you end with you being a fucktard?!”
– Tiffany Smart
Thinking Ahead
Bo: http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/08/11/did-powdered-milk-from-china-cause-baby-girls-to-grow-breasts/?hpt=T2
lol im definitely feeding my daughter that
so she can ahve a D cup
Tiffany: wtf
you want boys to be all up on her?
Bo: lol
yes
then she can use them
for money
and she will thank daddy for his premeditation
lol
Tiffany: i'm a little afraid that you just suggested you want your future daughter to prostitute herself
Bo: lolol
its not prostitute!
Tiffany: you just said she's gonna use them for money!
Bo: why dont u want to have a beautyiful child?
llol
oh
lolol
Tiffany: i do... just not for fucking money!