August 2011
2 posts
My niceness has an expiration date
Bo: lol
u only get to be emo once a week though
lawl
my niceness has an expiration date
lawl!
Tiffany: why!
bullshit
Bo: lol cuz major d-bag + occasional sensitive guy is my mojo
if u are always nice then people wakl all over u
but if u are a complete jerk then people dont like u either
lol
80% jerk + 20% nice = people want to please you and seduce the friendly side
=D
Tiffany: you are an ass
Bo: lawl
Tiffany: this is the most fucked friendship i've ever had with anyone
hands down
Bo: lawl
win
!
That's just my opinion...
Bo: im lookin up barber shops online
theres this one called ebony braids
WTF?
Tiffany: lol
sounds like a black pippi longstocking
Bo: lawl
ebony sounds so gross
like black people porn
o.o
Tiffany: LOL
i'm telling that to jan
his coworker's name is ebony
Bo: i nkow
we had this conversatino already
ebony is just a terrible name
imo
Tiffany: WOW
way to just shit all over the people with that name
Bo: LAWL
its just a personal opinion
doesnt mean its official
lawl
plus ebony means dark wood or w/e
so i dont need to shit over them
they already look ilke poop
Tiffany: this just keeps getting better
July 2011
3 posts
“OMFG
WHAT DO THEY SERVE?
HOW ARE THE FOOD COOKED”
– Bo Du
You know, Shit.
Bo: where u goina go to dinner?
Tiffany: some peruvian place ailee has groupons for
Bo: nice
whats peruvian food?
Tiffany: food from peru....
Bo: no i mean
what kinda food
like...
u know
shit
Tiffany: wtf?!
“Don’t get mad when I take a shit on your chest rhetorically.”
– Bo Du
June 2011
7 posts
Copy, the Third
Bo: hi
Tiffany: hey
Bo: sup
Tiffany: nothin
you?
Bo: i just bought my sc2 u should buy it =D
from amazon
its cheap
Tiffany: you mean your second copy? or is the third?
Bo: third
LOL
Tiffany: *claps*
Cock Mask
Bo: man being sick suckz0r
i wish i wasnt sunburned
lolz
i put on some lotion xD
i used aloe vera before its not even good
it doesnt give u a chill feeling and its just greasy
-_-
and i also tried two face masks
u know the thing girls put on
do u use it?
Tiffany: i don't really use face mask and shit like that, no
i wash my face everyday
and i use astringent and lotion
that's about it
Bo: oic
lolz yeah i think asian girls use it more
those are pretty cool though
makes ur face instantly smooth
lolz
they should invent a similar mask for the penis
imagine silky smooth cock =D
Tiffany: wtf!
This might be a sign...
Bo: god i hate my mom
such a fucktard
Tiffany: what happened?
Bo: for some reason she intentionally left babycakes on the street
and blocked the door so she couldtn come in
and like when she cooks she always opens the front door
cuz shes afraid of the smell of cooking would linger in the house
but the front dooor is on the OPPOSITE side of the kitchen
and the backyard door is right next to the kitchen
and she doesnt leave that open
Tiffany: why did she force babycakes out?
Bo: iono
i think its cuz
babycakes doesnt listen to her
when we let the dogs out to pee
she kinda just walks around on the grass and doesnt come back in
and my mom gets pisssed and just leave her outside
and butters comes back in
but she cant let butters run back outside again
so she just blocks the door
and then when i bitch out shes like you are never here to take care of the dog so u dont have a right to speak
so i just ordered a door lock im goina walk the dogs in the morning and lock them in my room
so my mom doesnt get to get them killed
Tiffany: don't lock them in your room 0_o
that's cruel in and of itself
Bo: well either that or my parents have to move the fuck out
better than gettnig hit by a car
lol
Tiffany: why don't YOU just move out -_-
He so jelly
Tiffany: lol
i'm gonna hang out with jan and ailee tonight
so i prolly wont be around to play
Bo: lawl
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
Tiffany: in other news, i got our server fixed from yesterday
Bo: yeah i dont care abuot the other news
what about l4d!
Tiffany: wow
Well, Shit
Bo: eat shit dawg
Ailee: fuck ass
Bo: LESS QQ MORE PEW PEW
Ailee: go fuck ur own ass
lol
Bo: i cant
cant reach that far back
Ailee: LOL
does that mean if u can, u would?
Sudden Turn of Events
Bo: oh man
i just discovered a dirty secret for amazon
so i didnt realize i was on my dad's amazon account
and the item for sale was, $6.99 + $7.99 shipping
hes not a prime user so he doesnt get free shipping u nkow?
and i just signed back on my account
and its $14.99 free shipping
Tiffany: what bastards
Bo: so basically amazon fuckin charges prime users more money to make up for free shipping
and eventually u pay the same money
WHAT THE FUCK DAWG
Tiffany: yo know what
i saw this thing on reddit today too
about groupon
if you get a coupon from groupon and use it at check out
they just raise the price of the itemby whatever the discount is!
man, what a scam
Bo: lol who raied it?
the retail sotre?
store*
thats gay
ahahha
oh man my boobs are killing me
Tiffany: that particular vendor did
wtf?
Bo: i lifted some weights on monday and i hadnt done it since a long time ago
and its progressively getting wrose and worse each day
lol
i have the killer titties
Tiffany: wow
this convo took a really big dive
Klingon =/= Latin
Bo: what does exelsior mean in klingon?
or w/e vulcan language
Tiffany: LOL
wtf !
excelsior is latin!
May 2011
16 posts
Bo Du, Everybody!
Bo: i just realized i did something bad in front of my manager
my left butt cheek is wet
the pants
and i was grabbing it cuz it feels uncomfortable
so basically i was grab-assing in front of my boss
win!
Tiffany: wtf?!
Star Wars Xenophobe
Tiffany: i'm going to disneyland on that saturday
my bf's best friend got tix to go on the new star tours!
what time are you going to be available
Bo: im flying in on saturday morning
so ill probably get to OC by like
10am?
so u are not goina be available on saturday?
Tiffany: i'm not gonna be at Dland all day
what about alex/rice?
Bo: i dont know
jsut dont go
-_-
Tiffany: wtf
Bo: i get six flag tix for 35$
-_-
Tiffany: well what are the kids doing?
were they gonna come see you?
where are you even staying
you should really plan this shit out
Bo: jsut ditch stupid disneyland
=O
Tiffany: ordinarily i would, but i get to go on the new star tours before everyone!!
Bo: wtf is the new star tours
Tiffany: wtf
have you never been to disneyland or something
Bo: ive been there like 3 times
lawl
Tiffany: star tours is the star wars ride
Bo: oh
which one is that again?
lawl
Tiffany: you're in a little star cruiser and you fly through space
and there's a little robot pilot who talks toyou
Bo: so whats so cool about it?
Tiffany: it's very nostalgic
Bo: lawl theres alota rides i forget which one i been to
yeah i dont like sttar wars so its not that cool at all
Tiffany: but yeah they decided to change it after like 30 years
you haven't even SEEN STAR WARS!
Bo: LOL!
Bo's Vampire Obsession, Revisited pt. 1
Bo: gay
just awit
=D
and play on saturday!
Tiffany: meh
we'll see
Bo: lol!
da fuck dudde
quit being such an ass
fuck disney
what are u 14?
Tiffany: the fuck?
disneyland is the happiest motherfucking place on earth
for people of all ages
so sit down and shut the fuck up
Bo: LOL!
nope
i hate disney movies too
the last cartoon i enjoyed was lion king
Tiffany: that's disney, you ass
why would you say you hate disney movies but then follow it up with "i enjoyed lion king lol"
Bo: LOL
cuz i was 10 when i watched it
since then ive matured and stopped beileving in rated G bullshits
Tiffany: YOU FUCKING GOT OBSESSED WITH VAMPIRES
Bo's Vampire Obsession, Revisited pt. 2
Bo: LOLOL! YOU DID TOO!
Tiffany: no i didn't
Bo: YOU WATCHED TRUEBLOOD TWICE
Tiffany: what the fuck are you talking about
Bo: I ONLY WATCHED ITONCE
hey vampires are not for little kids either
Tiffany: yeah, they are just toooo cool for kids, right?
Bo: vampires/zombies =/= lame clown fish trying to find one of his million offsprings
werd
Tiffany: i was being sarcastic...
also
twilight
Bo: well u accidently hit the FACT button on that sarcasm
Tiffany: vampires = gay in that
Bo: yeah twilight is pretty gay
lawl
but not cuz vampires are gay
the actress cant act
tahts all
and also vampires glowing under sunlight is a shitty idea
Tiffany: yeah, but getting obsessed with true blood is gay
Bo: lawl i was obsessed for like 1 week
i dont even watch it now
lawl
Tiffany: obsessed nonetheless
Bo: psh
Tiffany: you changed your fucking avatar to a pic of bill Compton!
Yeah it's pretty cool, but still lame
Bo: at least i am not obsessed with disneyland
=D
Tiffany: i'm not obsessed
i'm going because i have once in a lifetime tickets to a ride opening
Bo: then why did u vehemently defend disneyland?
lol and the ride will be there for the rest of ur life
Tiffany: but i'll be able to say i was one of the first people on it
i can tell that to my kids when i take them there someday
again, that's history
Bo: psh its not that cool
it only sounds cool if u are really into disneyland and its rides
Tiffany: the only way in which i am defending disneyland is that it's for all ages to enjoy
not just for kids
Bo: nope
the rides are grandmas with heart disease and little kids who shit their pants
Tiffany: then what about motherfucking indiana jones?
that aint no grandma baby shit
Bo: indiana jones is pretty cool i guess
but still
its a lame ride
Tiffany: wtf?!
Fob Paradox
Tiffany: you konw what? this all boils down to one thing
the same thing it always is
you are a fob
LOL
Bo: i knew it
LOL!
u giona resort to this
Tiffany: and since you didn't grow up with this stuff
you don't care
it makes sense
Bo: i dont see how me being fob has anything to do with this
Tiffany: it has everything to do with it!
Bo: so u are saying u enjoyed it as a kid and i didnt so now i dnot lvoe it?
Tiffany: if you had grown up in america, you would have nostalgia for disneyland
Bo: exactly
its a happy place for kids
Tiffany: dude, you said it yourself
Bo: not adulst
if its a happy place for eeryone, i would love it too right?
Tiffany: if you didn't enjoy it when you were younger
you won't give a shit
Bo: as an adult
exactly
so its not a happy place for people all ages
the fact u love it and i dont, is cuz as a kid i wasnt in the happy place
Tiffany: it's a happy place for non fobs
actually there are tons of fobs there
so wtf!
you're a paradox
Bo: LOL!
Troll Theory
Bo: so its not cuz im a a fob then
LOL!
ur theory fails again =D
Tiffany: no, you're just a bad fob
alright new theory
you're a troll
Bo: LOL!
Tiffany: the biggest troll in the universe
because everyone loves fuckin disneyland
Bo: naaaaaaaaaaahhhh i just hate everything that is about disney
especially its movies
Tiffany: except lion king?
LOL
Bo: nah fuck lion king
i liked it back then
Tiffany: i am your father simba
fucking mufasa bitch
you love that shit
Troll Terrorist
Bo: pretty much i am a disney troll =D
fuck disney
osama attacked the wrong building
shouldve blown up anaheim
Tiffany: wow
Exactly!
Bo: ok thats too far
LOL
i dont hate it that much
but since u are ditching us for disney
disney is on the black list
Tiffany: SO THE TRUTH COMES OUT
you're just jelly of dland
Bo: LOL!
well its not THAT great
if u like
iono get to see kobe
and cant meet us up
then id be like
ok thats totally justified
Tiffany: that's different though,you want to actively fuck kobe
Bo: exactly
Tiffany: ….
Too Far...
Bo: so kobe is way cooler than disnelyand
lol
Tiffany: did you ever stop to think that maybe this event is just as important to me as fucking kobe is to you?
Bo: yep
but i dont see why
LAWL
Tiffany: NO YOU DIDN'T
you fag
Bo: yeah i do
obviously i know u think the first ride on some lame ride is super cool
but then again ithink its always goina be there
so i dont see what the fuss is
Tiffany: dude
it's like this
when you fuck a chick
it's better if she's a virgin right?
Bo: OHHHHHHH
Tiffany: cuz you're the first fucker in there
Bo: ok its starting to click
Tiffany: WOW
Bo: now i understand it better
Tiffany: i like that i had to use that analogy for you to fiinally understand
Bo: but then again i know fuckni a virgin is nto as good as an experienced slut who knows how to tickle ur balls
Tiffany: yeah but... this isn't an actual girl... nm
"I Want to Compare"
Bo: LOL!
but what if the ride beraks down
cuz its never been used
LOL
then its jsut like fuckin a virgin
Tiffany: then i'll have an awesome story about how i was stuck in star tours
Bo: i dont see how thats awesome
=o
Tiffany: then I guess it'd be like
if you were fucking a virgin
and you got stuck inside her vagina
Bo: LOL
mmmmmmmmmmm
u sure know alot about fuckin virgins
but no
still a bad experience
Tiffany: i've had a few in my time
Bo: what
Tiffany: LOL
Bo: u can only be a virgin once
noob
Tiffany: yeah, but i've taken other people's virginity
Bo: oh lawl how was it
whats the average time they lasted?
Tiffany: it was alright
Bo: LOL
i jsut care about one thing that can be answered in statistics
roughly how long did he last?
i dont care about the overall experience for u
Tiffany: i don't remember
Bo: thats why i asked roughly
Tiffany: why do you care so much how long they lasted?
Bo: ohhhhhhhh
Tiffany: why do you even want to know
Bo: cuz i wanan cmopare
Tiffany: 0_o
ok
no
“do you have any suggestions on how to fart silently in my cube?”
– Bo Du
Pedo FTW
Bo: fuck marraige
=D
werd
we must keep our mentality forever 21
Tiffany: forever21!!!!!!!!!!
Bo: werd
lawl
thast why we should hang out with alex more
=D
the mean of our age is 21 =D
but next year our age will be 26 so that means we gotat hang out with people 16
-_-
pedo ftw
Tiffany: wtf
you're insane
Bo and his rapist 'stache
Bo: lolol this douche bag refused to shave after 911
and swore he wouldnt shaev until bin laden is dead
its been 10 years!
lol!
Tiffany: wtf
why
Bo: iono
its like a tribute to the victims
and to remind people what osama looks like?
which is massive beard?
lol!
i hope he was marriede
alreayd
Tiffany: prolly
Bo: thats osme amazing amazing determination though
lol
id be like fuck this
after 1 month
Tiffany: can you even grow a beard lol
Bo: no i have sort of grow a rapistache
=D
Tiffany: lololol
Bo: eat shit
i dont have to shave i win
i think middle eastern guys have more facial hair
cuz they have high testosterone levels
Tiffany: so your testosterone is low?
in other words, you're less of a man?
Bo: LO!L
Tiffany: XD trolololololol
“growing up in china we must control media goddamn it!”
– Bo Du
"So they decided to fuck the child over"
Bo: hey i gota question
i wanan email this colleague ive never met
to hook my coworker up a job
i mean not coworker
my classmate
the colleague is the head of this dept
Tiffany: for that assistant position or whatever?
Bo: his name is Frank-Peter Theil
should i call him frank?
or peter?
i feel weird calling him hi frank peter
yeah lol internship
Tiffany: can you ask around what he goes by?
Bo: maybe ill email his boss
i saw him too
Tiffany: address the letter, "dear frank-peter"
or just "dear sir"
"dear sir" may sound better actually
it's more formal
Bo: lol yeah but hes my colleague
that sounds like
too impersonal
lol!
Tiffany: you don't even know him!
you don't even know what to call him.... frank or peter
Bo: well whose fault is it to name himself fuckin FRANK PETER!
WHAT KINDA NAME IS THAT!
its like
mama wanted frank
daddy wanted peter
and neither would budge
so they decided to fuck the child over
Tiffany: wow
April 2011
12 posts
Bo Inexplicably Turns Black for No Reason
Bo: wanna play
Tiffany: yes
Bo: call rice and alex =D
Tiffany: you do it
they're your kids
Bo: i would if i could
they are urs too
loL!
Tiffany: lawl
Bo: daddy's got no signal
gogogog
Tiffany: i don't have their numbers!
Bo: k hold
Tiffany: you ass!
Bo: bad parenting
Tiffany: XD
Bo: rice is ### ### ####
alex is ### ### ####
Tiffany: wtf!
Bo: ?
Tiffany: do i seriously have to call them XD
Bo: quit being a vagina
grow a pair
want me to fedex some balls?
Tiffany: lawl
rice isn't at home
he'll be back in like 10
alex'll be along soon
Bo: k good job
now go buy me some fried chicken
and watermelon
Tiffany: the fuck?
when'd you turn black
Bo: when my dick grew 3 inches overnight
Tiffany: wtf
The Only Things Bo is Serious About...
Bo: im really worried
=(
Tiffany: what for?
Bo: lakers' center injured his knee again T_T
Tiffany: -_-
“if we can have peace and respect why are the jews and sandniggers killin each...”
– Bo Du
Vampire Intervention & Prequel to Child Porn Convo
Tiffany: i actively feel embarassed for you when we're in game and you say shit like "i wanna be a vampire"
Bo: lolol!
but it is fun to talk about it nonstop xD
k bottom line im not going to a job interview dressed as dracula
theres a time and place
and if i cant evne express my imature side online and to my league of trolls then life is really sad
Tiffany: this isn't even immaturity
it's just... kind of pathetic XD
sorry
but i'm just telling you how me and ailee feel
Bo: nah its more imaturity
remember how i hit on butters?
i blatantly and intentionally do that kinda stuff
Tiffany: that was a joke though
this is sincere 0_o
Yet Another Child Porn Convo pt. 1
Bo: the people who hear me say things like this
should accept me
cuz theyre friends
or people i dont know xD
Tiffany: i'm not judging
Bo: yes ua re!
u think im retarded
T_T
-_-
psh i dun care
lol
Tiffany: ok look at it this way
yes, you're allowed to be a dork around friends
that's natural
cuz you're comfortable with them
BUT
there is a limit
especially when your behavior is disturbing to them
for example
what if i got really into child porn or something
you'd prolly say "hey that's gross and creepy, i'm just letting you know"
and you'd prolly try to dissuade me from looking at it
Bo: LOL
Tiffany: this is a similar case (obviously not as bad)
but you're just kind of acting weird about your interest in true blood
Bo: lol oh man suddenly i really feel thankful that i have christy
shes super supportive when i thought this 10 year old was super cute
lol!
well i didnt have sexual feelings for her or anything
Tiffany: EW
Bo: LOL
Tiffany: WTF
Bo: LOL!
ailee knew
its this girl i used to play ping pong with
i just thougth shes really cute
Tiffany: omg
stop
Yet Another Child Porn Convo pt. 2
Tiffany: tmi!
Bo: LOL
xty was like
i dont think its a big deal, im into older men
but evne if u were into child porn and cant help it im not like break up with u over it!
i wouldnt even report to police
because thats who u are and for all the good times we have there comes a price
so there!
im a better friend
Tiffany: well
child porn is a whole other argument
Bo: yeah =/
Tiffany: and it's not the main topic here
my point is that you would prolly tell me it's weird
and was creeping you out
Bo: i guess i can accept u more easily if u killed someone
but child porn i guess is better than pedo?
Tiffany: WTF
Bo: what!
childporn IS better than being a pedophile
Tiffany: sort of
Bo: i mean its better to imagine things than doing things
alota times its just curiosity anyways
Tiffany: but only in the same way that buying fur is better than slaughtering the animal itself
because the child was still fucked in the porn
and therefore hurt
and you watching it is contributing to the profits of the video
slash propagating the video
Bo: what if i dled it for free through bootlegs?
and never sent it to anyone?
=D
Tiffany: OMG
DUDE this argument wasn't even supposed to be about child porn XD
Bo: im not paying or propagating
LOL
now we are discussing the morale grey area about childporn
look at what u did!
but all im saying is everyone has flaws psh
Tiffany: i don't think there's a gray area
Bo: and a good friend will accept it
theres the lesser of the two evil!
Tiffany: oh god
are you telling me you're choosing your immature vampire obsession over child porn?
Bo: no no
Tiffany: XD
Yet Another Child Porn Convo pt. 3
Bo: im saying that being into child porn is lesser than child molestor
Tiffany: ok i guess that's a gray area
but there are a lot of factors to that
Bo: lol told u
ok can we stop talkin about child porn
no one is watching child porn
Tiffany: well
both are still bad
no matter what
Bo: yeah
Tiffany: so i wouldnt say it's gray
it's just black and blacker
Nobody wants to be Joey
Bo: i hate wtfbo
when people laugh reading wtfbo
they are not laughing with me
theya re laughing at me
and what i talk to u about is conversation between us, sure u have the right to distribute it but at least consider my feeling first
Tiffany: i don't know when you started thinking this
you used to love it
why are you being so paranoid?
Bo: its not paranoid
i dont have nothing to afraid
Tiffany: if you have nothing to be afraid of then why do you want it down suddenly after it being up and you liking it for so long
Bo: well at some point i thought its fun to share something ive said cuz i thought they were humorous
but there are stuff thats funny only cuz its stupid
its like joey tribbiani from friends is a funny character not because he is witty and humorous, its cuz hes an idiot
nobody likes to be that guy
veryone wanst to be chandler
no one wanst to be joey
Tiffany: everyone LOVES joey
joey got his own show
Bo: ah no
joey is not a person u want to be in real life
Tiffany: are you kidding?
he was an actor on a famous and popular soap opera
and he fucks tons of chicks
he's laid back and easy going
Bo: well we are relating to the idiotic part of joey
this blog obvioulsy doesnt portray bo du as a chick magnet with raw sexuality
so its not even part of the conversation
Tiffany: well whose fault is that XD
Another Non Sequitur
Bo: so like the new house i moved into have these lamps in the backyard. they are like glass containers with a bulb in it. one of them has a dried up bee hive in it and a buncha dead bees. hella nasty and how the fuck did the bees get in there in the first place? its a sealed glass container.
Tiffany: oh yeah i saw the pic you sent me
Bo: yeah nasty huh
Tiffany: those lights are called "lampposts" by the way
or possibly lanterns
but lanterns can be hand held, too
Bo: ohhhhhhhh
lanterns
i need me some torch lights
Tiffany: i usually think of lanterns as being hand held or hung up
i think you have more like lamp post types
Bo: lol yeah
btw thanks for being honest and blunt
=D
although sometimes it drives me nuts
Tiffany: well i wasn't trying to be a bitch
i was letting you know the word for it
Bo: i nkow dawg
relax
if i were a chinese emperor id be a good one
Tiffany: the fuck?
Bo Admires Vampires for their Sterling Qualities
Bo: lol
ailee thinks chow yun fat is TOOTALLLY awesome and cool
like everything about him
and when i ask her why
she thinks its absurd i even ask
lolol
Tiffany: she just admires him
what's wrong with that
Bo: hey, i just admier vampires
whats wrong with that
-_-
Tiffany: they're not real
... But Chow Yun Fat is like a Vampire
Bo: true
but chow yun fat is as real as vampire in some way
cuz u never goina meet him
u dont really nkow him
u know?
lolol
hes as tangible in our lives than some mythical creature
Tiffany: wtf
he's a real person who has done real things in the world though
vampires are just characters
anyone can make them do anything
Bo: true
im not disagreeing with u
obviously my stance is very flawed
but im just saying
Tiffany: LOL
You don't have to tell it like is
Bo: Ailee showed wtfbo to her coworker
he loves it
lol
this is like a blog version of An Idiot Abroad
except its dosmestic
LOL
seriously shut this shit down
so disrespectful xD
it would be like me showing all the stuff u tell me about on a blog and people hella read it and laugh about it
Tiffany: that's totally not the same
Bo: its similar
i feel its embararsing to me
and if i had told what you told me, u would be mebarrased too
the specifics might be different the end results are the same
Tiffany: dude
telling secrets is different
Bo: yeah
Tiffany: this is all in fun
why are you getting so sensitive about it? you used to love wtfbo
Bo: its fun if im a douche and dont care about image
but ive decided i need to be more mature and serious
and making me look like an idiot isnt good 'fun"
its kinda like that british movie Mr.Bean
Tiffany: oh come on
wtfbo is hilarious
and everyone loves it
Bo: hilarious in that people read it and go omg this guy is such a fucktard!
which is true but i dont need the whole world to see that part of me
lol!
March 2011
13 posts
Racist... but not to you
Bo: lol dude good luck
movnig to japan!
Tiffany: XD
fml
i wonder how my brother is doing =(
i haven't heard from him in a while
Bo: ummm
lol?
the way u put it sounds terrible
but im sure hes ok
lol!
afterall its just a small area of japan that was devastated
Tiffany: but didn't radiation get into the water systems?
Bo: yeah but it didnt spread though
lol
some japanese peopel were super mean
u know how china has pretty bad food quality?
cuz some chinese food vendors with no ethics did some terrible thigns
like they recycled used cooking oil from sewage systems and sold them for profit
shit like that
and some asshole japs said wow chinese people are like cockroaches
they can survive anything
well gg now the apocolypse is coming to ur country have fun surviving a nuclear fallout bitches
disclaimer - the above insensitive comment is only directed towards those imature people who made fun of the chinese
Tiffany: lol
i like your disclaimer
you're becoming a more decent person everyday
Bo: LOL
The Story of how Bo Kills an Unborn Baby (almost)
Bo: lol omg
Tiffany: what's up?
Bo: i almost sat on this big prego lady's stomach on the bus!
lol!
i got on the bus
and its a really narrow corridor
and its like not an even ground
and i almost tripped and sat on this big lady's stomach
and shes prego
i had the image in my head
of her blowing up
and dead fetus juice and everything all over me
and everyone on the bus just horde me
lolol
Tiffany: ew
wtf
Bo: maybe lady boomer was prego
Tiffany: what if you killed her baby?
omg XD
Bo: well its not my fault
sue the company
Tiffany: i could totally see you accidentally killing a baby
Bo: LOL
me too
xD
If Bo won the Lotto...
Bo: hi
Tiffany: heya
what's up?
Bo: i didnt win the 312 million mega mililon jack pot =(
i had good hopes for it too
Tiffany: awww
Bo: my car was runnin gat 88888 miles
when i went in
some fag in albany NY won it
what would u do if u had like 150 million?
Tiffany: i wouldn't work XD
i'd travel and buy a house and stuff
maybe set up my own design studio
Bo: lol!
Tiffany: what about you?
Bo: one thing for sure is
i would not donate to charity
LOL!
Tiffany: lol!
Bo: several yeras ago some girl from dorm was like
id donate it all to chairty
im like
then why do u even buy lotto tickets?
Tiffany: psssh
i'd donate a bit
Bo: ill haev a bodu foundation for e sports
LOL
ive always dreamed about having my own sc2 l4d2 competitive league
ill host it like 2 times a year
and like winner team/individuals get 100 thousand $$$$ cash
lol
ill actualllly turn it into a business
and charge viewers live stream fees for HD quality
lol
tha only works for sc though
i would help frineds out though
like pay off ailee's debt
LOL
but id require each girl friend i help
to slap her bf across the face real hard
LOL
so ailee needs to bitch slap jan
Tiffany: lol wtf why?
what'd jan ever do?
Bo: cuz its fun
Tiffany: wtf
Underoos + Cock = ???
Bo: dang
i want a whiet cockaroo as pet now
Tiffany: LOL
you mean a cockatoo
FOREVER ALONE
Bo: damn cockatoos are so cool!
i think ill get one when im old
or win lotto
so i have plenty of time
Tiffany: you already have plenty of time
Bo's solution to everything: Make your mom do it
Bo: are u goina let ur kids have dogs
i think its good to teach them how to be responsible
and free dog walker ftw
Tiffany: yeah i definitely want to have pets and stuff
my mom hates animals and we never had real pets
we had rabbits and fish and a rat
and the one cat, but it was the same breed as ailee's cat
aka, run away whenever someone enters the room XD
i have no experience with dogs
Bo: lol
my mom hated dogs
when i was lil
i had two dogs for one night
lol!
what u should do is just buy two dogs
and bring them home
and just leave them there
Tiffany: what!
Bo: then ur mom will be forced to cope with ti
lol!
and then she will learn how lovely dogs are
Tiffany: i don't live with my mom
...
Bo forgets to make his anonymous post anonymous
Bo: OH GOD!
SO TEHRES THIS NEW FEATHER
on my company website
where u can log in anonymousely
and comment
so i thought
that is awesome
i goina say something offensive
but i didnt have the heart to
just said LOL @ MIAMI HEAT
and turn out i didnt choose the anonymous option
so now its jsut bo du saying something irrelevant and stupid instead of
i hate my job
Tiffany: wtf fail
You can cry on my shoul--BITCH GTFO
Tiffany: i felt so depressed today
Bo: why?
Tiffany: and i have no one to talk to about this
Bo: awww
u can talk to me!
actually dont talk to me
Tiffany: wtf!
An evening text with Bo Du
Bo: Pick up now pls
Tiffany: ??
Bo: Fuck lol nostril
Tiffany: What. The Fuck
Bo: Mistrell*
Bo: Eat shit now, play later
Tiffany: You are an ass
Bo: You are an hoe
Tiffany: You mean A hoe.
Bo: that's implied humor
Tiffany: Nice try, Shoulda stuck with the "expanding language" bullshit
Bo: Actually I was trying to combine ass with hoe and I thought u got it.
Tiffany: There was no S. It would have been "ass hoe" or something. You're such a horrible liar... oh well, good fodder for wtfbo
Bo: Yea ass hoe sounds like asshole
Tiffany: But asshole isn't ass hoe... just found a loop in your logic. Also you still fucked up by typing "an hoe"
Bo: oh god you are like a rabid pitbull. Let go already!
Tiffany: trolololol
The most unceavable faggot ever
Tiffany: i think there is a leak
they got low about a month ago
i put air in and they are low again
the back two tires
Bo: lolol
shorty got low low low low low low low low
tires are kinda expensive
u are out 200$
lol
Tiffany: i was hoping to get used ones
i know a tired place in SD wher i can get them for 25$
Bo: dont you mean TIRE PLACE?
HA!
Tiffany: uh
ok
Bo: dont you mean WHERE i can get them?
HA!
Tiffany: you misspell so much shit it's not even funny
missing/inserting single letters while typing is common you faggot
all i have to say is
UNCEAVABLE
which isn't even a word
let alone a misspelling
faggot
Bo: yeah and i got what i deserved, total douching troll
Tiffany: WINNING