seriously, Bo. WTF?
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u only get to be emo once a week though
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my niceness has an expiration date
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Bo:
lol cuz major d-bag + occasional sensitive guy is my mojo
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if u are always nice then people wakl all over u
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but if u are a complete jerk then people dont like u either
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80% jerk + 20% nice = people want to please you and seduce the friendly side
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Tiffany:
this is the most fucked friendship i've ever had with anyone
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Bo:
im lookin up barber shops online
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theres this one called ebony braids
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sounds like a black pippi longstocking
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his coworker's name is ebony
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we had this conversatino already
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ebony is just a terrible name
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way to just shit all over the people with that name
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its just a personal opinion
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plus ebony means dark wood or w/e
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so i dont need to shit over them
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they already look ilke poop
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Tiffany:
this just keeps getting better
"OMFG
WHAT DO THEY SERVE?
HOW ARE THE FOOD COOKED"
- Bo Du
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Bo:
where u goina go to dinner?
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Tiffany:
some peruvian place ailee has groupons for
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Tiffany:
food from peru....
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"Don’t get mad when I take a shit on your chest rhetorically."
- Bo Du
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Bo:
i just bought my sc2 u should buy it =D
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Tiffany:
you mean your second copy? or is the third?
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Bo:
man being sick suckz0r
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i used aloe vera before its not even good
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it doesnt give u a chill feeling and its just greasy
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and i also tried two face masks
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u know the thing girls put on
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Tiffany:
i don't really use face mask and shit like that, no
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and i use astringent and lotion
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lolz yeah i think asian girls use it more
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those are pretty cool though
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makes ur face instantly smooth
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they should invent a similar mask for the penis
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imagine silky smooth cock =D
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Bo:
for some reason she intentionally left babycakes on the street
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and blocked the door so she couldtn come in
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and like when she cooks she always opens the front door
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cuz shes afraid of the smell of cooking would linger in the house
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but the front dooor is on the OPPOSITE side of the kitchen
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and the backyard door is right next to the kitchen
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and she doesnt leave that open
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Tiffany:
why did she force babycakes out?
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babycakes doesnt listen to her
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when we let the dogs out to pee
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she kinda just walks around on the grass and doesnt come back in
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and my mom gets pisssed and just leave her outside
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and butters comes back in
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but she cant let butters run back outside again
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so she just blocks the door
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and then when i bitch out shes like you are never here to take care of the dog so u dont have a right to speak
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so i just ordered a door lock im goina walk the dogs in the morning and lock them in my room
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so my mom doesnt get to get them killed
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Tiffany:
don't lock them in your room 0_o
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that's cruel in and of itself
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Bo:
well either that or my parents have to move the fuck out
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better than gettnig hit by a car
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Tiffany:
why don't YOU just move out -_-
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i'm gonna hang out with jan and ailee tonight
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so i prolly wont be around to play
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Tiffany:
in other news, i got our server fixed from yesterday
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Bo:
yeah i dont care abuot the other news
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Ailee:
go fuck ur own ass
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does that mean if u can, u would?
